
- Woah. There is no sporn.

- Matt “Meat” Burris is a man with Paul Bunyan-like power..

- Whip swinging, stud collecting fun.

- I did not choose the blue chick.

- Kicking up gravel and hugging cliff edges.

- Going where no homoerotic androgynous immortal has gone before.

- Battling robot fruit f*ckers.

- Crushing the enemy and hearing the lamentations of their women.

- Ridding Sin City of terrorists.

- Stabbing dinosaurs in the eye … repeatedly.

- Every day I find myself wanting to play this shooter.

- Pushing buttons and avoiding smoke monsters on the island of Lost.